Dear Elliptical Machine,
No, I'm I didn't break up with you. Yes, I did go on a looooong hiatus when I was pregnant with Jake... yes, I do realize that he's now about 11 months old... yes, I do realize I could have started my workout routine about 9 months and 2 weeks ago... yes, I am sorry.
But I'm coming back! I've already been to the laundry room for a few visits! I know I missed a couple of nights but I had just gotten back to work and I was so tired but I'll be there tonight.
I can't wait!